Sales are bad

My conscience is laughing at me and thankfully, thankfully, my plans to go shopping again, amidst this whirlwind of deadlines, didn’t fall through. I was accompanying a friend, who would not like to be named, for a sale a few days ago. All I intended to do was provide solicited but agreed-to-be-rejected advice. And there I was! standing first in line hand in wallet – dress in hand, selling my soul to greed. What is most disgusting is that it was deliberated upon. I had tried the gown on and let the little wisdom in me reign for once supreme. But then I received a Sign. Lord God Tyler was serenading my whims! My money in the gutter, my guilt in the sink! I bought the black and white dress that was not on sale on a sale.

My one advice to you: Don’t loiter around in that section which clearly says “FRESH STOCK”.

My second advice to you: Don’t let me loiter around in that section which clearly says “FRESH STOCK”.

Millipedes. You must have watched those predictable Hollywood movies, on alien life forms taking over Earth. Aliens, Species, grotesque-things-i-don’t-want-to-remember. Well, now we have millipedes taking over Gujarat. And something rather queer has come of it. Though they are not reproducing with human beings, we do have countrymen sleeping under the starry sky, forsaking carnal pursuits and worldly possessions, so that worms don’t fall atop them. Is it the return of the Early Man or the arrival of the Age of Reptiles.

After thought

If the world was to return to Stone Age and you had to take three things from today back with you, what would these be? My answer: to the contrary belief of most my friends, is not curd, but: refrigerators, computers, and elastics. You?

Temporary Arrangements

Your voice is distant

And yet too loud.

You are affirmative,

I am in doubt.

You scream of your existence,

While I hide my face.

In shadows of reason,

I search solace.

You are the bitter truth,

I JUST Can’t face.

Yonder you shout,

As I flee from the reflection

and my irrational afflictions

For temporary arrangements.

Illiterates Idiots and Interferers

The Hobbit has no clue why i am on my own blog roll. She don’t know how to be on my blog roll. She don’t know how other blogs, esp. those on blog spot can be on mine. She has no idea why the Sleep Talker cant leave a comment on my blog. She don’t know how to change the font size of my posts. Damn ppl are useless these days!

Since the time I heard Alison Krauss the other day, her music is all that plays in my head. And the breathtakingly lazy weather just makes it all the more convenient to not do anything in particular. All this laziness, it makes me feel guilty. I shall join salsa classes. The only problem with that is the lack of the other gender’s enthusiasm. Its annoying! and passes waaaaay over my head! Why, why can’t men shake a leg! Whats the problem! they can’t look any more stupider than they normaly do. why is it that they talk about batman superman without any qualms at 25 but feel shy to dance!

And no, they have not yet given up on Arushi. Whats everyone’s problem? Why CAN’T they let people live in peace? WHY CAN’T WE JUST BE?! Stop IP-ing me for One Missed Call, its a sad movie!

I am Irritated.

An art She mastered and everything else

The art of losing isn’t hard to master/so many things seem filled with the intent/ to be lost that their loss is no disaster.

-One Art, Elizabeth Bishop

http://www.poets.org/viewmedia.php/prmMID/15212

the hobbit has been on a losing spree. If you ask her she’ll start bawling. I personally keep away from the subject. And frankly have no locus standi. wht with 6 cellphones, easily 3 umbrellas, 2 library books, 1 library card, hobbit has a lot to catch up on! With this she will surely lose her temper! (haha!)

Recently the Malaysian governemnt passed a law prohibiting women from wearing lipsticks and high heels to work. Object of the law is that it would reduce the chances of them being molested! We live in stupid times..

I love my new computer, especially since i can see its insides at all times. The golden silver green inlay resembles kantha work of 2050. come to think of it, we Indians made the first chip!

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